I recently used my incredible education in statistics and psychology to run a study on other studies. Basically, I asked myself (I’m very smart, and I’m sure that people either agree with me, or they’re idiots) about the plausibility of studies that promote certain liberal pet causes, like abortion, gay adoption, casual sex and single...
Read MoreJust kidding. (She’s not pregnant and I don’t care!)
Read MoreI like to start lots of small cooking projects at once for the sake of “efficiency.” I think to myself, “As long as I’m making bread, I could also make cookies while that’s rising and bake them at the same time.” Okay. But then, I think, “I should really use up those tomatoes…why don’t I make pasta...
Read MoreI started working out at a really fancy gym near my house because with the discount offered to teachers, and all of the free classes included, and the swimming pool, it isn’t that much more expensive than the dinky place further down the road. Before I started working out there, I assumed that it was going to be similar to Lifetime Fitness, a very...
Read MoreTonight my family celebrated a milestone birthday for my grandfather. It was the first time in many years that a party was held in his house, largely because my grandmother has been in decline for so long. It was incredible to see the house well-lit, spotless, and filled with people after many years of dusty, melancholy solitude. Despite my high hopes, it...
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